Wednesday, September 03, 2008

20 Questions

Brett is in a fun stage and he is always asking questions about everything. From Home prices, differnt jobs, how the library makes money if they give everything away for free and of course when is he going to get a dog. Anyway, Brett and I were in the car and he was playing his favorite game...Yes or No. He asks the questions, I answer.

"Will I eat pizza?" ....Yes
"Will we get bunkbeds in my room?"....No
"Will I see Shamu this Month?"....Yes (going to San Diego in a couple weeks.)
"Will I eat a Snake's penis?"....Pause, WHAT?
"Will I eat a Sn...".....Umm...No.
"Good, I was worried about that one"
"Will I go to Mexico?"... Yes.

This is when I stop the game. I should have just let it go, but I couldn't. First I didn't want to get into a discussion whether or not a snake has a penis and where it was, I kept that interesting question to myself. But, I just had to ask.

"Brett, why do you think you will eat Snake?"
Brett's answer, "The guy on the Food Channel was eating all kinds of penis's. I don't think I want to eat that."

Okay, now I have to monitor the Food Channel, lovely. If you think it is safe to go into the kitchen, you have been warned!


Spuhlers said...

Am I going to eat a snake's penis!!!!! Are you serious!!! That is just about the funniest thing I have EVER!!!!! heard!!!!! What in the world!!! He's hillarious. I'm so glad you recorded that one!!! Send that to Leno or something!! ha ha ha ha ha!

Mela said...

That is funny! I guess I won't let my kids watch the Food Network Channel! :0) Keep it on Nogin, that seems to be pretty safe!

Lisa said...

oh my gosh. that is the funniest thing ever!

The Reed Family said...

I am dying right now!! That was the most hilarious thing I have heard in a very long time!! I don't think I will ever forget it! Kids, especially boys, say the darndest things!!

Karen said...

Hey I am so glad that you hooked up with me on the blog thing. This excerpt is my favorite. It is so nice to know that other people have conversations like this, not just the Rowley's.